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<?LassoScript
define_tag('corporateipsum',
-optional='words',
-optional='html',
-optional='latin');
define_tag('randomarray',
-required='input', -type='array');
local: 'index'=math_random(-lower=1, -upper=#input -> size);
return(#input -> get(#index));
/define_tag;
define_tag('sentence');
local('adverbs' = Array (
'appropriately', 'assertively', 'authoritatively', 'collaboratively', 'compellingly', 'competently', 'completely',
'continually', 'conveniently', 'credibly', 'distinctively', 'dramatically', 'dynamically', 'efficiently',
'energistically', 'enthusiastically', 'globally', 'holisticly', 'interactively', 'intrinsicly', 'monotonectally',
'objectively', 'phosfluorescently', 'proactively', 'professionally', 'progressively', 'quickly', 'rapidiously',
'seamlessly', 'synergistically', 'uniquely'
));
local('verbs' = Array (
'actualize', 'administrate', 'aggregate', 'architect', 'benchmark', 'brand', 'build', 'communicate', 'conceptualize',
'coordinate', 'create', 'cultivate', 'customize', 'deliver', 'deploy', 'develop', 'disintermediate', 'disseminate',
'drive', 'embrace', 'e-enable', 'empower', 'enable', 'engage', 'engineer', 'enhance', 'envisioneer', 'evisculate',
'evolve', 'expedite', 'exploit', 'extend', 'fabricate', 'facilitate', 'fashion', 'formulate', 'foster', 'generate',
'grow', 'harness', 'impact', 'implement', 'incentivize', 'incubate', 'initiate', 'innovate', 'integrate', 'iterate',
'leverage existing', 'leverage other\'s', 'maintain', 'matrix', 'maximize', 'mesh', 'monetize', 'morph', 'myocardinate',
'negotiate', 'network', 'optimize', 'orchestrate', 'parallel task', 'plagiarize', 'pontificate', 'predominate',
'procrastinate', 'productivate', 'productize', 'promote', 'provide access to', 'pursue', 'recaptiualize',
'reconceptualize', 'redefine', 're-engineer', 'reintermediate', 'reinvent', 'repurpose', 'restore', 'revolutionize',
'scale', 'seize', 'simplify', 'strategize', 'streamline', 'supply', 'syndicate', 'synergize', 'synthesize', 'target',
'transform', 'transition', 'underwhelm', 'unleash', 'utilize', 'visualize', 'whiteboard'
));
local('adjectives' = Array (
'24/7', '24/365', 'accurate', 'adaptive', 'alternative', 'an expanded array of', 'B2B', 'B2C', 'backend',
'backward-compatible', 'best-of-breed', 'bleeding-edge', 'bricks-and-clicks', 'business', 'clicks-and-mortar',
'client-based', 'client-centered', 'client-centric', 'client-focused', 'collaborative', 'compelling', 'competitive',
'cooperative', 'corporate', 'cost effective', 'covalent', 'cross functional', 'cross-media', 'cross-platform',
'cross-unit', 'customer directed', 'customized', 'cutting-edge', 'distinctive', 'distributed', 'diverse', 'dynamic',
'e-business', 'economically sound', 'effective', 'efficient', 'emerging', 'empowered', 'enabled', 'end-to-end',
'enterprise', 'enterprise-wide', 'equity invested', 'error-free', 'ethical', 'excellent', 'exceptional', 'extensible',
'extensive', 'flexible', 'focused', 'frictionless', 'front-end', 'fully researched', 'fully tested', 'functional',
'functionalized', 'future-proof', 'global', 'go forward', 'goal-oriented', 'granular', 'high standards in',
'high-payoff', 'high-quality', 'highly efficient', 'holistic', 'impactful', 'inexpensive', 'innovative',
'installed base', 'integrated', 'interactive', 'interdependent', 'intermandated', 'interoperable', 'intuitive',
'just in time', 'leading-edge', 'leveraged', 'long-term high-impact', 'low-risk high-yield', 'magnetic',
'maintainable', 'market positioning', 'market-driven', 'mission-critical', 'multidisciplinary', 'multifunctional',
'multimedia based', 'next-generation', 'one-to-one', 'open-source', 'optimal', 'orthogonal', 'out-of-the-box',
'pandemic', 'parallel', 'performance based', 'plug-and-play', 'premier', 'premium', 'principle-centered', 'proactive',
'process-centric', 'professional', 'progressive', 'prospective', 'quality', 'real-time', 'reliable', 'resource sucking',
'resource maximizing', 'resource-leveling', 'revolutionary', 'robust', 'scalable', 'seamless', 'stand-alone',
'standardized', 'standards compliant', 'state of the art', 'sticky', 'strategic', 'superior', 'sustainable',
'synergistic', 'tactical', 'team building', 'team driven', 'technically sound', 'timely', 'top-line', 'transparent',
'turnkey', 'ubiquitous', 'unique', 'user-centric', 'user friendly', 'value-added', 'vertical', 'viral', 'virtual',
'visionary', 'web-enabled', 'wireless', 'world-class', 'worldwide', '2.0'
));
local('nouns' = Array (
'action items', 'alignments', 'applications', 'architectures', 'bandwidth', 'benefits',
'best practices', 'catalysts for change', 'channels', 'collaboration and idea-sharing', 'communities', 'content',
'convergence', 'core competencies', 'customer service', 'data', 'deliverables', 'e-business', 'e-commerce', 'e-markets',
'e-tailers', 'e-services', 'experiences', 'expertise', 'functionalities', 'growth strategies', 'human capital',
'ideas', 'imperatives', 'infomediaries', 'information', 'infrastructures', 'initiatives', 'innovation',
'intellectual capital', 'interfaces', 'internal or "organic" sources', 'leadership', 'leadership skills',
'manufactured products', 'markets', 'materials', 'meta-services', 'methodologies', 'methods of empowerment', 'metrics',
'mindshare', 'models', 'networks', 'niches', 'niche markets', 'opportunities', '"outside the box" thinking', 'outsourcing',
'paradigms', 'partnerships', 'platforms', 'portals', 'potentialities', 'process improvements', 'processes', 'products',
'quality vectors', 'relationships', 'resources', 'results', 'ROI', 'scenarios', 'schemas', 'services', 'solutions',
'sources', 'strategic theme areas', 'supply chains', 'synergy', 'systems', 'technologies', 'technology',
'testing procedures', 'total linkage', 'users', 'value', 'vortals', 'web-readiness', 'web services'
));
local('conjunctions' = Array (
'through', 'via', 'vis-a-vis', 'with', 'without', 'and', 'before', 'after', 'whereas', 'for', 'rather than'
));
local('statement' = '');
math_random(-lower=1, -upper=3) == 1 ? #statement += ' ' + randomarray(#adverbs);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#verbs);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#adjectives);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#nouns);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#conjunctions);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#adjectives);
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#nouns);
#statement -> trim;
#statement = #statement + '. ';
#statement -> toUpper(1);
return(#statement);
/define_tag;
define_tag('latin');
local('latin' = Array(
"lorem", "ipsum", "dolor", "sit", "amet", "consectetuer", "adipiscing", "elit", "sed", "diam", "nonummy",
"nibh", "euismod", "tincidunt", "ut", "laoreet", "dolore", "magna", "aliquam", "erat", "volutpat", "ut",
"wisi", "enim", "ad", "minim", "veniam", "quis", "nostrud", "exerci", "tation", "ullamcorper", "suscipit",
"lobortis", "nisl", "ut", "aliquip", "ex", "ea", "commodo", "consequat", "duis", "autem", "vel", "eum",
"iriure", "dolor", "in", "hendrerit", "in", "vulputate", "velit", "esse", "molestie", "consequat", "vel",
"illum", "dolore", "eu", "feugiat", "nulla", "facilisis", "at", "vero", "eros", "et", "accumsan", "et",
"iusto", "odio", "dignissim", "qui", "blandit", "praesent", "luptatum", "zzril", "delenit", "augue",
"duis", "dolore", "te", "feugait", "nulla", "facilisi", "nam", "liber", "tempor", "cum", "soluta", "nobis",
"eleifend", "option", "congue", "nihil", "imperdiet", "doming", "id", "quod", "mazim", "placerat", "facer",
"possim", "assum", "typi", "non", "habent", "claritatem", "insitam", "est", "usus", "legentis", "in", "iis",
"qui", "facit", "eorum", "claritatem", "Investigationes", "demonstraverunt", "lectores", "legere", "me", "lius",
"quod", "ii", "legunt", "saepius", "claritas", "est", "etiam", "processus", "dynamicus", "qui", "sequitur",
"mutationem", "consuetudium", "lectorum", "mirum", "est", "notare", "quam", "littera", "gothica", "quam", "nunc",
"putamus", "parum", "claram", "anteposuerit", "litterarum", "formas", "humanitatis", "per", "seacula", "quarta",
"decima", "et", "quinta", "decima", "eodem", "modo", "typi", "qui", "nunc", "nobis", "videntur", "parum", "clari",
"fiant", "sollemnes", "in", "futurum"
));
local('statement' = '');
local('random' = randomarray(#latin));
#random -> toUpper(1);
#statement = #random;
loop(math_random(-lower=3, -upper=6));
#statement += ' ' + randomarray(#latin);
/loop;
#statement += '. ';
return(#statement);
/define_tag;
!local_defined('words') ? local('words'=400);
local('uselatin'=local_defined('latin'));
local('output'=array,
'output_chars'=0,
'temp_words'=0,
'output_words'=0,
'sentence'=string);
while(#output_words < #words && loop_count < 10000);
#sentence=string;
loop(math_random(-lower=7, -upper=11));
#sentence += (#uselatin ? latin | sentence);
#temp_words = #sentence -> split(' ') -> size;
#output_words + #temp_words > #words ? loop_abort;
/loop;
#output_chars += #sentence -> size;
#output_words += #temp_words;
#output -> insert(#sentence);
/while;
if(local_defined('html'));
return(@('<p>' + #output -> join('</p><p>') + '</p>'));
else;
return(@(#output -> join('\n\n')));
/if;
/define_tag;
?>
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